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We Hate F Tourists, Lisbon
Reviews, photos, room rates, address, contact- Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, 1150-087 Lisbon,
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Highlights
Guest parking available
Airport shuttle service
Daily room cleaning service
Complimentary wi-fi property-wide
24/7 front desk support
Non-smoking rooms available
Guest parking availableAirport shuttle serviceDaily room cleaning serviceComplimentary wi-fi property-wide24/7 front desk supportNon-smoking rooms availableThe front desk operates 24 hours a day, with staff members fluent in English, Spanish, and Portuguese.
We Hate F Tourists features air-conditioned accommodations, a garden, complimentary WiFi, and a communal lounge. It is positioned 1.2 km from Rossio and 1.1 km from the Dona Maria II National Theatre. Guests can enjoy a terrace and a bar on-site, as well as access to a nightclub and a shared kitchen.
Breakfast options include buffet, continental, and vegetarian selections.
When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. At We Hate F Tourists, you may use the Special Requests box during booking or directly contact the property using the contact details provided in your confirmation.
Double Room with Private Bathroom Description, photos, price, amenities
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- iron,
- heating,
- baby cot/crib,
- air conditioning,
- clothes rack,
- wardrobe/closet
- shampoo,
- body soap,
- toilet paper,
- shower,
- hairdryer,
- private bathroom,
- toilet
- portable wi-fi hotspot,
- flat-screen tv,
- streaming services (e.g., netflix),
- television (tv)
- coffee machine
- bed linen,
- key card access,
- key access,
- towels,
- lockers (in shared rooms/hostels)
- quiet street view
- upper floors accessible by lift (to room),
- lift access (to room),
- walk-in shower (no step)
- board games/puzzles (in room)
- earplugs,
- bed privacy curtain (in shared rooms),
- bedside lamp
- smoke detector,
- carbon monoxide detector
- individually controlled air conditioning for room
The double room has a private bathroom fitted with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned double room features a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit is equipped with 1 bed.
Room size:
Double Room with Private Bathroom - 10 m2
Bedroom 1 – Double bed
Max persons: 2 
Twin Room with Private Bathroom Description, photos, price, amenities
- iron,
- air conditioning,
- heating,
- baby cot/crib,
- wardrobe/closet,
- clothes rack
- toilet,
- shampoo,
- shower,
- private bathroom,
- toilet paper,
- body soap,
- hairdryer
- flat-screen tv,
- streaming services (e.g., netflix),
- television (tv),
- portable wi-fi hotspot
- coffee machine
- lockers (in shared rooms/hostels),
- towels,
- key card access,
- bed linen,
- key access
- quiet street view
- lift access (to room),
- walk-in shower (no step),
- upper floors accessible by lift (to room)
- board games/puzzles (in room)
- bed privacy curtain (in shared rooms),
- bedside lamp,
- earplugs
- carbon monoxide detector,
- smoke detector
- individually controlled air conditioning for room
The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit provides 2 beds.
Room size:
Twin Room with Private Bathroom - 10 m2
Bedroom 1 – Single bed
Max persons: 2
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room Description, photos, price, amenities
- heating,
- air conditioning,
- iron
- shared bathroom (outside the room),
- hairdryer,
- toilet paper,
- shower,
- toilet
- portable wi-fi hotspot
- key card access,
- lockers (in shared rooms/hostels),
- bed linen,
- key access
- view,
- balcony,
- city view
- lift access (to room),
- upper floors accessible by lift (to room)
- board games/puzzles (in room)
- bedside lamp,
- bed privacy curtain (in shared rooms),
- earplugs
- carbon monoxide detector,
- smoke detector
- individually controlled air conditioning for room
This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning.
Room size:
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room - 16 m2
Bedroom 1 – Single bed
Max persons: 1
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room Description, photos, price, amenities
- iron,
- air conditioning,
- heating
- toilet paper,
- hairdryer,
- shower,
- shared bathroom (outside the room),
- toilet
- portable wi-fi hotspot
- bed linen,
- lockers (in shared rooms/hostels),
- key card access,
- key access
- city view,
- balcony,
- view
- lift access (to room),
- upper floors accessible by lift (to room)
- board games/puzzles (in room)
- bedside lamp,
- bed privacy curtain (in shared rooms),
- earplugs
- carbon monoxide detector,
- smoke detector
- individually controlled air conditioning for room
This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning.
Room size:
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room - 16 m2
Bedroom 1 – Single bed
Max persons: 1
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room Description, photos, price, amenities
- heating,
- air conditioning,
- iron
- toilet paper,
- private bathroom,
- hairdryer,
- toilet,
- shower
- portable wi-fi hotspot
- bed linen,
- lockers (in shared rooms/hostels),
- key card access,
- key access
- quiet street view,
- balcony
- lift access (to room),
- walk-in shower (no step),
- upper floors accessible by lift (to room)
- board games/puzzles (in room)
- bed privacy curtain (in shared rooms),
- earplugs,
- bedside lamp
- carbon monoxide detector,
- smoke detector
- individually controlled air conditioning for room
This bed in dormitory features a balcony and air conditioning.
Room size:
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room - 16 m2
Bedroom 1 – Single bed
Max persons: 1
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room Description, photos, price, amenities
- heating,
- iron,
- air conditioning
- shower,
- hairdryer,
- toilet,
- shared bathroom (outside the room),
- toilet paper
- portable wi-fi hotspot
- bed linen,
- key card access,
- key access,
- lockers (in shared rooms/hostels)
- quiet street view
- upper floors accessible by lift (to room),
- lift access (to room)
- board games/puzzles (in room)
- bedside lamp,
- bed privacy curtain (in shared rooms),
- earplugs
- carbon monoxide detector,
- smoke detector
- individually controlled air conditioning for room
The shared bathroom offers a shower and a hairdryer. Among the room amenities are air conditioning and heating as well as a quiet street view.
Room size:
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room - 12 m2
Bedroom 1 – Single bed
Max persons: 1
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room Description, photos, price, amenities
- heating,
- iron,
- air conditioning
- toilet,
- toilet paper,
- shared bathroom (outside the room),
- shower,
- hairdryer
- portable wi-fi hotspot
- lockers (in shared rooms/hostels),
- key card access,
- bed linen,
- key access
- courtyard view
- lift access (to room),
- upper floors accessible by lift (to room)
- board games/puzzles (in room)
- bed privacy curtain (in shared rooms),
- earplugs,
- bedside lamp
- smoke detector,
- carbon monoxide detector
- individually controlled air conditioning for room
This dormitory bed is provided with air conditioning.
Room size:
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room - 16 m2
Bedroom 1 – Single bed
Max persons: 1
Choose your ideal room at We Hate F Tourists
Our property offers a variety of accommodation options to best suit your needs and preferences. Below you will find a list of available room types:
- Double Room with Private Bathroom
- Twin Room with Private Bathroom
- Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
- Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room
- Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
- Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room
- Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room
Please note that detailed availability and current prices for individual rooms will be visible after selecting your stay dates.
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Facilities and services
General property information
parking available, wi-fi throughout the property
On-site activities & leisure
organized pub crawls, special themed dinners, bar happy hour, local culture tours or classes
Hotel services offered
comprehensive internet access, wireless internet (wi-fi), complimentary wi-fi access
Dining & bars
hotel bar
Transport & getting around
convenient airport shuttle, airport transfer (surcharge applies), on-street parking
Reception & guest support
24/7 front desk, excursion booking desk, baggage hold, guest concierge services, secure lockers, invoices available
Shared spaces for guests
access to hotel garden, outdoor terrace area, recreation/games lounge, rooftop sun deck, communal kitchen facilities, guest lounge / tv room, patio/outdoor seating
Family & entertainment
dedicated entertainment team, vibrant nightclub with dj, scheduled evening entertainment, selection of board games/puzzles
Cleanliness & housekeeping
regular daily housekeeping
Other property amenities
smoke-free rooms, elevator access, individually controlled air conditioning, allocated smoking zone, secure key card entry
Property safety & security
in-room safety deposit box, round-the-clock security personnel, strategically placed smoke detectors, cctv surveillance in public areas, external property cctv surveillance, readily available fire extinguishers
Security systems
staff adherence to all local authority safety protocols, hand sanitiser readily available in rooms and key areas, comprehensive first-aid kit accessible, complimentary face masks available for guests
Social distancing guidelines
secure cashless payment methods accepted
Disinfection & cleaning procedures
use of who-approved disinfectants effective against coronavirus, linens, towels, and laundry sanitised per local health guidelines, guest rooms disinfected thoroughly between stays, option to decline room cleaning services during stay
Internet access
Complimentary wi-fi property-wide! The property offers internet services with free WiFi available in all areas.
Guest parking
Street parking options are available.
Check-in, check-out, and payment policies
Check-inFrom 15:00 Until 00:00 hours
Check-outFrom 00:00 Until 12:00 hours
Children and extra bedsChildren from 0 to 12 years old pay 15.00 EUR per night using extra bed. Children from 13 years old pay 15.00 EUR per night using extra bed. Children from 0 to 2 years old pay 10.00 EUR per night using cot. Guests must be at least 18 years old to check in. We welcome children of all ages.
PetsPets are not permitted.
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